درپاسخ به پژوهشهای محققین فضانوردی باستان در سریال پر مخاطب "ما و فرازمینیها" که سخت تلاش دارند ما باور کنیم فرازمینی ها قبلا به زمین زیاد آمد و شد می کردند و ما مدیون ایشان هستیم؛ فقط باید گفت:
"که چی؟" 😕
شعر (با مایه ی طنز ولی معنای کاملا جدی):
«توضیح: شعر زیر را هم میتوانید با ترجیع بند (مصرع قرمزرنگ) بخوانید و هم بدون آن!»:
گیریم زمانی به روزگـــــــــار گذشـــته
"یوفو"* آمده، تخم بشر به ارض کاشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
یا اینکه بشر بوده؛ ولی با هوش میمون
مغزش را فرازمینی از نو کُـــد گذاشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
بیگانه ز آسمــــــــان هبوط کرده و آدم
کل دانش و شعورش را از او سرشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
اصلا تو بگو تمام این خدایـــــــــگانها
بودند روزی فضــانوردی برگماشــته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
یا کل اســـــاطیر و فسانه های باستان
واقعیست و اجداد بشر چرت ننــوشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
خواهی کُره "ماه" را بدان سفینه ای که
همواره زمین را مستقیم در نظر داشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
اهرام و معـــــــابد و عجایب همه بوده
مولود همان فضائیــــان کــــــــارکشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
اینها همه کشفیــــــــات آن محقق ست که
کس نگفت وِرا، حاصل آنچه می پنداشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
شبه علم بُوَد؛ چرا که انگاره و فرض است
فرضی به نبودِ امکانِ اثبــــات آغشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
غیر از این سِزد؛ به این محققان بگوییم:
علمی که کند ذهن، مشوش و سرگشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
یا معلوماتی که بــودن و نبــــــــــــودن آن
یکسان؛ زیرا باری به دانــــایی نَهِشته ... فرضا که صحیح؛ اما که چه؟!
فسخ ست؛ چوهیچ دخل بباستان نتوان داشت
پس پنبه نکن عمری که مام دهر رشته» ... فرضیست صحیح؛ نگو که چه؟!
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*- یوفو= U.F.O. = Unidentified Flying Object = اشیاء پرنده ناشناخته
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: Translation in English
In response to the researchers of "Ancient Aliens" in the same name TV series, who are trying hard to make us believe that aliens used to visit Earth a lot and that we are indebted to them, all we have to say is:
"So What?" 😕
"Explanation: You can read the following words with or without the red lines: "Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?"
Suppose some time in the past years,
U.F.O. planted man's seed on Earth... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT? (or "Supposedly right! So fuck'n what?")
Or humans existed, looked like apes,
Aliens encoded their brain cells... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
E.T. descended from far, far sky,
Taught knowledge to man as sweet as pie... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
Even if we believe all gods and demons
were once astronauts who came from space... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
Or all myths and legends are not complete LOL,
Our ancestors didn't say nonsense at all... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
Consider the Moon as a huge spaceship,
Watch out for the Earth in its orbit trip... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
The pyramids and the wonders of Seven
were built by the same ancient spacemen... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
These are discoveries of the researchers.,
That no one tells'em what they think and learns... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
Are pseudoscience and hypotheses,
Indeed, unprovable hypotheses... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
In addition, we know this topic kind,
It will confuse and disturb our minds... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
Info that its existence is like absence
would not add anything to us, it's nonsense... Supposedly right! Okay, SO WHAT?
Is null and void, stirring prehistoric soup,
So don't waste your time and don't live in a loop... Definitely right! Don't say, "SO WHAT".
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Suppose some time in the past years,
U.F.O. planted man's seed on Earth.
Or humans existed, looked like apes,
Aliens encoded their brain cells.
E.T. descended from far, far sky,
Taught knowledge to man as sweet as pie.
Even if we believe all gods and demons
were once astronauts who came from space.
Or all myths and legends are not complete LOL,
Our ancestors didn't say nonsense at all.
Consider the Moon as a huge spaceship,
Watches out for the Earth, in its orbit trip.
The pyramids and the wonders of Seven
were built by the same ancient spacemen.
These are discoveries of the researchers,
That no one tells'em what they think and learns.
Are pseudoscience and hypotheses,
Indeed, unprovable hypotheses.
In addition, we know this topic kind,
It will confuse and disturb our minds
Info that its existence is like absence
would not add anything to us; it's nonsense.
Is null and void, stirring prehistoric soup,
So don't waste your time and don't live in a loop.
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